#20

I hope you get AIDS and prostate cancer. I also hope you get hit by a big semi-truck and your dick falls off you and you have to live as a eunic. I really do hope so.

Umm, would you mind taking a permanant vacation from the Earth? Maybe go chill on Mercury or Pluto or Hell? I don't care, just go die. That would be a great birthday present. Please, proceed in ending your existence so I don't have to waste time doing it for you. Please, give me the satisfaction. But before that, would you please grant be the great pleasure of castrating you? I would greatly appreciate it.